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I have alot of myths about my child hood. One of the myths is how I got eaten by Kronos. In my fathers stomach I found tacos, meat balls and an arcade. There is a weird green substance. It is very smelly but it tastes good and I can't forget the bowling ally and water slides and an ice cream stands. There were swimming pools and diving boards. So getting eaten by my dad wasn't all that bad. It was the life in his stomach. I mean where do you think i built my trident? It took me a very long time to figure how to make it out of non fire and it burned my hands. Because I couldn't make it out of the water in my swimming pools. If I could I would have, believe me. But are you wondering how I made it out of metal? I just bent up some old swords I found laying on the ground from my father's past meals. i was truly born in depths of the sea in a cave with 4 sea monsters. and the trident was forwerd by my father.